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2. My child, why are you moving so freaking much?
3. Oh God, crowds. Stay away from my child!
4. Oh God, was that a contraction?
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6. Oh no, please don’t touch my baby bump!
7. Holy crap child, why are you so freaking heavy?
8. My bump has corners.
9. Oh look, my bump is lopsided. Again.
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