It’s been an interesting two weeks. 

1. ​Pantasya ng bayan ang boobs na to, tapos tinutulugan mo lang?? 

2. Are you pooping? Yes, you’re pooping! 

3. I’m picking out clothes based on how quickly I can bare my boobs. 

4. Oh no, you have cotton on your balls! 

5. Please burp. You’ll feel better if you burp. Or fart! Please fart. 

6. Do you want the other boob? Okay, let me turn the other boob. 

7. You’re such a magical little child. How did you get your poop all the way there? 

8. YAY MY BOOBS ARE SOFT AGAIN THANK GOD 

9. Where did your mittens go this time? 

10. Where did your booties go this time?? 

11. Me: Why are you in the corner? 

Oneal: Nobody puts Baby in the corner. 

Me: Hehehe I got that reference! 

12. Oneal: Yes, I know you’re hungry! Don’t worry, Mommy’s preparing the best milk in the galaxy! It will make you strong and healthy! And smart!

Rej: And kind! 

13. Rej: If it’s the best milk in the galaxy, can we call it Ga-lactose? 😁

14. WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE! 

15. What are those sounds you’re making? Did you squeak??