- I’m pregnant, not fat! (Gets another helping of rice)
- Oh God, crowds. Stay away from me and my child!
- I’m not overeating! I’m pregnant! See?
- Will I ever fit in my pants again?
- Child! Why are you kicking so much!
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The Geeky Cat Lady 
“Okay Child, we’re going to take the stairs. Hang in there!”
“Oh God my stomach is huge. Maybe it’ll get smaller after I go to the bathroom.” *goes to the bathroom* “No, it’s not.” *sigh*
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